Fashionista Pondering Safety Gifts

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Gift"

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"We have to work on our tan lines."

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

Rapper's baggy trousers fall down on stage.

Connor sports his new Silly String shirt.

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

Clancy: Loud Clothes

"I question your choice of locations."

This is carrying casual Friday too far.