Safety Gear Fashionista Gifts

I couldn't find a hat I liked.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Cricket Accidents.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mod Kwan Doh

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Vicar In Spectacles

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

Two Disco Divas.

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"