Fitness Gear Fashionista Gifts

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Exercising

Mod Kwan Doh

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Cat tail etiquette.

Jeans Styles

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

The circular nature of running wear.

Two Disco Divas.

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!