Fitness Fashionistas Gifts

Emergency Room: 'She can't get her bike shorts off!'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Powerful Love.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Yearbook

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'