Gym Fashionista Gifts

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Mod Kwan Doh

Cheerleaders

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

Fashion Nursery School

Girl trying to be a woman

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

Gym. It took him forever to find one with a cup holder. Beer.

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

When I said take more exercise Mr Potter I didn't mean right now.

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Two Disco Divas.

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

A Flag in One

The circular nature of running wear.

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."