Gym Outfit Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm after a gym outfit that will most likely never see the inside of a gym."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Exercising

Exercise now!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.