Gym Fashionista Pillows

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Mod Kwan Doh

Cheerleaders

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

Fashion Nursery School

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Girl trying to be a woman

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

When I said take more exercise Mr Potter I didn't mean right now.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

The circular nature of running wear.

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

A Flag in One

Two Disco Divas.

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!