Fitness Gear Fashionista Pillows

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Exercising

Mod Kwan Doh

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

Jeans Styles

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

Two Disco Divas.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

The circular nature of running wear.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'