Safety Gear Fashionista Pillows

I couldn't find a hat I liked.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Cricket Accidents.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mod Kwan Doh

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

Vicar In Spectacles

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

Two Disco Divas.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

Work out with a cocktail

'That's my jogging suit.'