Exercise Fashionista Pillows

'In my day we called those 'athletic brassieres.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Mod Kwan Doh

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Fashion Nursery School

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Girl trying to be a woman

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."