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"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Mod Kwan Doh

Casual Thursday

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Fashion Nursery School

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'They're pinching my toes!'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Girl trying to be a woman

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."