Mobility Fashionista T-Shirts

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mod Kwan Doh

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'They're pinching my toes!'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Pizza London Eye

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

Two Disco Divas.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

"It cuts air resistance."

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Work out with a cocktail

Bikini Between Buildings

'That's my jogging suit.'

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"