Mobility Fashionista T-Shirts

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'They're pinching my toes!'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Pizza London Eye

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

Two Disco Divas.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"It cuts air resistance."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Work out with a cocktail

'That's my jogging suit.'

The Phone Store

Bikini Between Buildings

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

Kink