Fitness Fashionista Pillows

"I wouldn't mind going for a bike ride,but I don't have any clothes that look stupid enough."

'I'm afriad we don't have them in a size 5...' Sandra's marathon training schedule was to be thwarted by her inability to find the right shoes.

'Face it, Susan! Those boobs weren't made for jogging.'

Inactive wear

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

"David a word about your yoga pants."

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Want to do to the gym and walk around in exercise clothes?"

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

Mod Kwan Doh

'One size fits all, my butt!'

'That's my jogging suit.'

'It's called the 'Biking Suit Diet'. We wear these biking suits everywhere and feel so humiliated that we begin to eat less and less.'

Work out with a cocktail

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

"No, I don't think wearing the pants will fool anyone into thinking you're practicing yoga."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

2 out of 3 people who buy running shoes don't run in them.

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

'Do you think these hand weights come in taupe?'

I didn't know you were keen on jogging!

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Two Disco Divas.

Getting in shape has turned into one shallow fad after another. Aerobics, pilates, spinning, zumba .. I need something more eternal! I'm getting back into yoga. I'd like to, but I can't decide. Hatha, hot, power or yoga booty ballet. The one with the most eternal outfits.

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman