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Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Powerful Love.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Exercising

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Strive to win!

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Brawnstorming session.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Keep fit.'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!