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Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Powerful Love.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Exercising

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Strive to win!

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Keep fit.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!