Exercise Equipment Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Running

"It's true: no more burpees."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Exercising

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Jogging Bottoms