Collecting Workout Gear Gifts

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

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The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Clown with Big Feet

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

"I wish I lived in a name brand shoe."

'For a girl, it's depressing when she don't need to buy shoes.'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."