Collecting Workout Gear Prints

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

"It was a crime of fashion."

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

Clown with Big Feet

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'For a girl, it's depressing when she don't need to buy shoes.'

"I wish I lived in a name brand shoe."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."