Collecting Gear Prints

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Invest in technology."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Sport Utility Boot.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'New Game'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Old and new technologies

Clam Spearing

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

An amplified harp

Geeks and their dogs.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"