Gear Collection Prints

Sport Utility Boot.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Invest in technology."

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

A spy

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

The Hooligan.

Swiss Army Stove.

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

"Have a nice day"

'Hot indeed.'

Ye Old Antique Computers.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"