Funny Gear Collector Prints

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"Invest in technology."

Ball as water-melon.

'New Game'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

The Hooligan.

Swiss Army Stove.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Ye Old Antique Computers.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

Cat with mouse tie.

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

Milk production

Easter Egg Heads

'Dang...too fast food!'

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a man ordering coffee before? Best. Dad. Ever. I'll also have a raspberry muffin. What? Reason #7 not to have kids.