Funny Gear Collector Pillows

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"Invest in technology."

Ball as water-melon.

'New Game'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Swiss Army Stove.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

The Hooligan.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Ye Old Antique Computers.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Milk production

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

'Dang...too fast food!'

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

Easter Egg Heads

Cat with mouse tie.

'Hmm, that would be great for grandpa.'

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"