Exercise Equipment Collectors Prints

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

Exercising

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"And now, we have added a special adaptation for the Luftwaffe head gear."

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Treadmill prototype

home fitness/fatness

Camelflage.

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

"I can't seem to find the camouflage trousers. . ."

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

Cull people who treat gym equipment as a place to sit and chat.

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

"What?!?? Who the hell is this guy?"