Safety In Style Advocate Gifts

'As luck would have it your bullet hit this silver cigarette case in my top pocket. And now it seems that I have th upper hand!'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Dog Crossing

On the brink.

Baby on board.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Cricket Accidents.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Careful."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Reasonableman

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.