Advocates Of Personal Style Gifts

This building complies with the Persons with Fashion Disabilities Act

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

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"Can you de-schlump him?"

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"Lose the goatee."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Hazard of texting

Style

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

Still in fashion

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

"This suit is more of a European cut."