Advocates Of Personal Style T-Shirts

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People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

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One Dollar, One Vote

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

"Lose the goatee."

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

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'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

Still in fashion

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"This suit is more of a European cut."