Quirky Style Advocate T-Shirts

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.