Quirky Style Advocate Mugs

Denise sports her new hummingbird feeder earrings.

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Great tights!"

Giant Sale!

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

They will too notice.

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'