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'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Gift"

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

"We have to work on our tan lines."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Rapper's baggy trousers fall down on stage.

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

"I sense a change in the weather! So I bought you this..."

"I question your choice of locations."

'You're qualified. I'm just a little put-off by your hattitude.'

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

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