Fashionista From Hell Mugs

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Poisson d'Avril!

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Salad Hat

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

'I hate it when she gets perms'

Horse costume.

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"I am not flying south with you, Harold, if you insist on wearing that stupid hat!"

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

'Since issuing hospital gowns to them we've saved on air-conditioning.'

Let's pretend these unloved looks are key trends for 2024

Raoul forgot that Pete was a body-builder!

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.