Fashionista Undead Mugs

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Ariana Grande caricature

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'Johnny Depp'

Fairy Queen

Steampunk

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

Leonore from Il Trovatore

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"She shopped, but she never dropped."

Wrapping up trees.

"Notice anything different about me?"

'A player' carried in his sedan chair, preceded by his footman

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

Most folks just go with the white.

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

"Fairy Friday."

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

Goth Moths

The grim reaper tries on new clothes