Funeral Fashionista Mugs

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'

You know you're getting old...When the suit you wore for weddings, you now wear for funerals only.

Undertakers

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Three Ladies

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

Queen

"Does my bum look big in this?"

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

Rape of the Lock- The Baron Cuts the Lock

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

Titan Arum

"I had no idea that your husband was so decorated."

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

1784: Wigs are all the rage

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"My parents hate it."

"Shirts vs. Skins boardroom battle? Eighth floor."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Sunflowers wearing sunglasses

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

Speakers on holiday.

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'