Undead Stylista Mugs

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Zombie standup

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Vivienne Westwood

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'