Dark Fashionista Gifts

Goth.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Vincent Van Goth.

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I want one of those!"

Snake Dress-Up

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

'Do these come in blue?'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Fairy Queen

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Steampunk

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

"Take me to your tailor."

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Skull Icons

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

Clothing on other planets

"Notice anything different about me?"

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'