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Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dead Funny

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Housekeeping?!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

The Reaper's Arms

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

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"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

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Mobile Operations Stand.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Life and Death

Zombie Problems