Dark Art Enthusiast Gifts

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

Meet the Artist

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Needs to get a life"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'It was great. I hated it.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I hate Mondays.'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

The Fall of Gnome

Turkey Autopsy

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

HELLth Food Sprouts