Dark Art Enthusiast Pillows

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

Meet the Artist

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Needs to get a life"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

The Fall of Gnome

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I hate Mondays.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Turkey Autopsy

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys