Dark Arts Devotee Gifts

"That's NOT how we contact the Prince of Darkness..!!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Lady Macbeth

100 best beheadings

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Nick Cave

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Meet the Artist

Can't you just text me..?

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

Rudy, stop thinking about it. About what? About how if the Dark Ages had never happened, we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now. Instead of poking acks on your me-phone, you'd have a chip implanted up your whatsits that'd let you do anything you could imagine. My phone says without the Dark Ages, we'd have had no Renaissance - so you science-haters are responsible for my me-phone. Stalemate.

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

Skull Icons

Count Dracula discovered a mirror was of no use in his self-portrait attempt.

Modern Fortune Tellers

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

Rabbit Ears Shadow

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

Dice with death.

Watercolour challenge for teenagers.

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

"According to your organ donor card, you gave your soul to me."

"I've already met a tall dark man, What I want to know is where he is now."

Eadred

Covid Triptych

"I hate to rain on your parade there, slugger."