Aesthetic Lover Gifts

My compliments to the chef – These colors totally match my Instagram aesthetic.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Origami Society...

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

What's an Imax cave?

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'Greenwich in the Season'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Amateurs."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.