Aesthetic Lover Gifts

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Where Indian ink came from.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

The Origami Society...

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

They were mysteriously drawn together

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Framed Lady

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'