Dark Aesthetic Appreciator Gifts

Vincent Van Goth.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

He looks so natural lying there...

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Mr Metrosexual.

100 best beheadings

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Cheating Death.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Existential Risk

The Reaper's Arms

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

'Another Scotch?'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Cupid's Valentine

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

"Have you got any man eating plants?"