Fashionista Gone Ghostly T-Shirts

'Sorry that you can't take it with you, but without the sales receipt, you can't get a refund either.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Middle-Age Superheroes

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

A cavalier gentleman.

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I forgot my keys!'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

Most folks just go with the white.

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

Bouncer picks out good-looking woman in queue for heaven. Man says: 'This, I did not expect.'

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

Fears

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.