Fashionista's Faux Pas Gifts

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

The Return Of The Minipants

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

The Bland Leading the Bland

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"What? I slept seven months."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."