Forgotful Fashionista Pillows

'I forgot my keys!'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Blue Dress and Feather

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Pizza and Karaoke

'Nice smile.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Wild and crazy salmon

Will Curl Lip For Food

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

Love and champaign

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."