Unexpected Fashionista Pillows

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Foxy lady

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Burlyesque

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

The Formal Street Artist

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Naked Furniture

Watering can helmet.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."