Unexpected Fashionista T-Shirts

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Punkins

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Unicorn in the Woods

Foxy lady

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Naked Furniture

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

The Formal Street Artist

Burlyesque

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Watering can helmet.

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'