Fuzzy Fashionista Pillows

"I promise. No animals were harmed in the making of your slippers."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Unicorn in the Woods

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Poisson d'Avril!

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Burlyesque

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

The Formal Street Artist

Watering can helmet.

Catsuit

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Operation Tattoo

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

Pants Uglifier!

A Psychiatrist on his day off...