Business Antics Gifts

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I hate performance review season."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Mum, I got the job!"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'I delegate, then I follow up.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

"What's your occupation?"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

'Any chance of doubling my salary?'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

"You may ask your questions only when I call your name. Don't waste my time with chit-chat. I don't have all day. Got that?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

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