Business Antics T-Shirts

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I hate performance review season."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Mum, I got the job!"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'I delegate, then I follow up.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"What's your occupation?"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'Any chance of doubling my salary?'

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit."

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Office Competitions

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'