Supermarket Shenanigans Gifts

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Yes?'

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

That was 16 items.

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

Self Checkout

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

Salad dressing for success.

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.'