Supermarket Shenanigans Mugs

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Low Hanging Fruit

Alphabet soup

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'The stuff legends are made of'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

Self Checkout

That was 16 items.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

Salad dressing for success.

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.'

"Butcher!"

Man to run supermarket (out of town)

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'